Don't get too excited!

Today, we play our first game of the season, and to tell you the truth I don't like our chances. We're playing a team called the Milwaukee Mayhem; that name alone sends shivers down my spine.  Who would you pick to win in a fight a team called the Mayhem or the Ozaukee Republicans? How can we even hope to compete with a team with such an intimidating name?  I wouldn't be surprised if I throw at least two interceptions in this game. I'm just saying to get your hopes.   Well, the game starts in three hours, I better prepare myself for the worst.